So lets recap shall we on my lovely saturday night...
Since Halloween is upon us, I decided to take Calib, Christen and myself to the Haunted Forest up here in our little redneck part of the woods....20.00 for all 3 of us to get in.....I know the people who run it because Jake is in Ms. Elsies headstart class...needless to say..we get there, we sign in...read the we are not responsible for any accidents, get the stay behind the caution tape lecture, watch where you are going....and such....anyways, Carrie is all but nervous now...and we are waiting and finally they open the door....
The first thing you do is walk a little ways and into a very dark little makeshift cabin....we go through it, get stuck (More than one door to go out of)....Get to the end of the maze like thingy, and everyone starts out the door, While going through this someone is going, Carrie I'm coming to get you, Carrie I'm coming to get you.....BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....the chainsaw cranks up, Christen goes running, (I'm holding onto Christen), Carrie falls down, flat on her face.....my legs are now bruised as well as my stomach...anyway the guy stops running the chainsaw....comes over to me, looks down and goes, Are you alright? I looked at him ..gritted my teeth and said, I'm fine....so we continue on.....
Get about 10 or so feet down the way and a gorilla jumps out at us....a few more feet, what I refer to as a she-devil jumps out..and latches on to me...(Good thing it was someone i knew, they'd been missing some teeth)....go a few more feet and something else jumps out at you...we get to another cabin, this one the lights blink on and off, and when you go in there off....get in there they turn them on, and some guy dressed like one of the men off of Wrong Turn is outside the barn, reaching in between the slats, saying, "I'm looking for something to eat, he started to touch me...I dodge him, out the door I went".....we go a little ways on and I'm still not watching behind me, cause well I just can't bring myself to turn around.....we get to a little wooded area, Jeepers Creepers comes out..starts to follow me....Calib is going, Mom he's behind you, I go no he's not Shut Up!!! Calib said he was about 1 ft behind me...then he turns around(The Creeper), dies out laughing...and goes on....
We get to another little cabin, this one is the Jail...we go in the door this lady comes in behind us..Bitch locks us in....We hear, Help Me, Help Me, some guy that was walking with us, Goes, I'm coming, I'm on my way.....well about the time we get ready to head out.....they crank up the damn saw again...I am in the back, I am literally pushing people out of my way to get out the damned door......then we get to the cemetary...things walking about....looking all sorts of freakish, we finally come to the end of it, and sitting by the exit sign is what I assumed to be just a doll, WRONG, it gets up, it walks towards us.....and scares the shit out of me...we get out of the Forest, Carrie Exits to the bathroom, Carrie is shaken up....Carrie is ready to go home.....
Sitting in the van waiting for Calib and Christen to get something to drink, this girl of maybe 9 or 10 comes out of the forest, bawling..I want to go home, I want to go home.....Needless to say I didn't sleep to well Saturday night..and Calib keeps aggravating me about falling down and being scared, Here I am 31 years old, I know that none of its real ..but it scared the bejesus out of me.....
All I can say is HAPPY HALLOWEEN! and Happy Birthday Pepaw (Tomorrow he would have been 77)....
