WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.One who's handsome, smart and strong.One who loves to listen long.One who thinks before he speaks.One who'll call, not wait for weeks.I pray he's gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.Pulls out my chair and opens my door.Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind. Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end,And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
