Sirvice sex is fun's blog: "My poor mistaken friend."

Was not the…

Phlegm,

Congestion,

Running nose,

Watery eyes,

Fatigue,

Insomnia,

Sore throat,

Lack of meetings,

Difficulty concentrating,

Incoherence,

Intolerable agony.

No.  Instead…

The worst part of being sick for four days was not being able to enjoy my evening my cigar.

Now that I’m well (figuratively)…

I get to light up

*drawing the divine smoke into his mouth, closing his eyes, head falling backwards and hand clutching*

“Oh, dear God!”