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"Shit" may just be the most functional word in the english language!
You can get shit faced, be shit out of luck, or even have shit for brains.
With a little effort you can get your shit together or find a place for your shit or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit and tell others to eat shit.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the english language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know
anything else
