The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
And my personal favorite:
6 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
The Why's of women
1. HOW DID WOMEN BECOME SMARTER BEFORE SEX?
(she didn’t or she would not be in the position she is now)
2. WHY DO WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(she is counting in my case)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(she was driving all over the white dots, now why do you think it takes so many)
4. WHY DO WOMEN NOT SNORE AT ALL?
(it’s the only time you can find one with her mouth closed)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE WOMEN GIVEN LARGER BOOBS THAN BRAINS?
(so they could keep a man’s attention at cocktails parties)
And my personal favorite:
6 WHY DID GOD PUT WOMEN ON EARTH?
(for some reason He thought men may know what to do with them)
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number, I'm still waiting for a call, any call!
That was a Joke Dee....LOL
