Wedding Ring
True Story from Houston Medical Center
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> A man went to the ER to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
> According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring
> in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to
> slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
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> Now you decide what's worse:
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> 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
> 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
> 3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
