**----VODKA-PRAYER----**
Our vodka,
Which art in optics,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our thriced distilled,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is The vodka,
The smirnoff and irn bru.
Barmen