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created on 09/14/2006  |  http://fubar.com/hey/b574
The Vibrator: Friend Not Foe Recently we had a male friend over to our house. He and his wife got married when they were both 18, and they were both raised in strict Catholic families with very traditional views about sex. He expressed some interest in branching out, as it were, and getting his wife her first vibrator. I told him we had some extra ones and laid out a good selection in front of him. All our extras were vaguely penis-shaped; no clit ticklers. My partner and I went upstairs to allow him to make his choice. I whispered to my partner: "I bet you $5 he takes the smallest one." Lo and behold, I was right. His reasoning? "I don't want my wife to get used to anything bigger than me; then she wouldn't be satisfied!" Come on, fellows. Don't fear the vibrator, or the dildo, or the ben-wa balls. Learn to love them as allies in your quest to give your beloved the time of her life. And don't discount them as potential pleasure tools for yourself either. Plastic vs. flesh Most of the misconceptions I hear from guys about vibrators centers on the horrors of their female partners "getting used" to the extra-special sensations these lively little critters dole out. Somehow these guys imagine that once a girl gets off a certain number of times with her rabbit pearl, her appetite for real live cock will decline. I've got some news for you, fellows--there is quite a bit of difference between the pleasure afforded by a squirming bit of mechanical plastic and the pleasure of a real live partner. For one, most vibrators are short on important components of getting it on like kissing, caressing, whispering sweet nothings into one's ear (although technology is always advancing, so don't count it out for the future). Real sex involves a lot more than just the mindless melding of genitals (although that can be fun too); there's the hugging, smooching, licking, the grunts and heavy breathing, and the basic fact that there's another person who's sharing it all with you. There is no substitute for feeling the length of someone else's body moving along yours. Size queen for a day So much for all the touchy-feely stuff. On to the next part of the "I'm-afraid-she'll-get-too-used-to-it" myth: the supremacy of size. Yes, they do make vibrators and dildos in all range of sizes, from little pinky to oh-my-god-is-that-a-joke. If your girl prefers a dildo that is--horrors!--larger than your cock, don't freak out. It doesn't mean you're inadequate, or that she's a size queen, or anything of the sort. It especially doesn't mean that once she's used that monstrosity, she will be stretched out like an old bathing suit and unable to feel you (or have you feel her). We female types aren't made of silly putty, you know--hell, we're made to expand to accommodate something much larger than the biggest dildo and shrink back down to a manageable size. Those tissues in there are elastic, boys, like that special memory foam you see advertised for space-age beds. And again, the feeling of a dildo with more than generous girth is quite different from the feeling of a living, pulsing cock that's attached to a passionate guy making love. Quit worrying so much. Don't let the penis-size fears engendered by a culture obsessed with Viagra get you, er, down. Another common myth is that a woman used to the meltingly good, easy-to-come-by pleasure of a vibrator won't respond to anything else. Um, wrong again. While vibrators do feel great, they don't override our response to a consummate tongue or finger from a lover. Pleasure can take many forms, and they all can play well together. Men can get buzzed too And finally, vibrators shouldn't be relegated exclusively to the female realm. While we usually think of women getting off to the good vibrations, they can work equally well for men. While there's the standard vibrating love sleeve that envelopes the cock in purring pleasure, men should be encouraged to try all kinds of vibrators. I've found that a nice slim vibrator in the ass, paired with a small vibrator against the frenum (the front part of the cock, right below the glans), can lead many a man to explosive orgasm (of course, when I do it everything is usually locked in place, but that's another story for another day). See guys, vibrators aren't so bad! They are not only not threatening, but they can become your best friend in bed. Try having your girl use a vibe on her clit while you fuck her madly--I think you'll like the results. Tongue tired from cunnilingus? Take a break while your mechanical ally continues the fun. You'll find all sorts of creative ways to make peace with these wonderful buzzing creatures of pleasure.
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