DeE AwEsoMe BuG's blog: "updated heavy metal story"

THE NEW HEAVY METAL STORY BY DEE AND SON..

one day as I was walking down the street I stepped in a PUDDLE OF MUDD. Low and behold my shoes got STAINED.. As I was walking along I met a strange man
He seemed a little DISTURBED he kept shouting at pigeons. Sayin DIE PIGEON DIE he seem to have been on some kind of DOPE. I swear he must of gotton
STONED in the TEMPLE with PILOTS. He smiled at me and his teeth were full of METALLICA>  I think he was a little AC/DC he was in a PSYCHOTIC HOMICIDAL DISMEMBERMENT or something.  I started chatting with
the poor WEEZER and he said man my SOUL can FLY.  He sure was some kind of DIVINE HERESY let me tell you.  I asked him were he was from and his name.
He replied my name is PINK FLOYD, and i am from a small town called OZZY.  I continued the conversation with him but he kept pointing and said look
at the GORGUTS.  As I continued to chat with him a chick said hey my name is OUR LADY OF PEICE. I seem to notice that some kind of TOOL in her hand.
I think she thought I was from some kind of HATEBREED because she said I could TRIGGER THE BLOODSHED.  She said man thats my TESTAMENT and i am
sticking by it!!!  All of a suddon out of the 7DUST the dude got frustrated.. I ask whats wrong? He said hes in a RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE. He screamed in anger and
said I am putting it in a SLIPKNOT, having a BLACK SABBATH, and its going DOWN!! The conversation I was having with them just continued to get a lil wierder.
I ask about there family, he said well i  have one TWISTED SISTER and shes as DEAF as a LEAPARD.  He also said shes just full of POISON and a lil MUSHROOMHEAD.
They kept saying they cant go to there home town, I asked why. He said oh there is nothing much there its a town full of some kind of BLACK LABEL SOCIETY and they were just AUDIO SLAVES.
ALL THAT REMAINS  there was just a MOTORHEAD. I started to walk away and things got even more bizarre.  They started talking about a WHITE ZOMBIE, who was stuck in a COAL CHAMBER eating KORN. I think these crazy folks were
hilusinating they said they seen a CANABLE CORPS that was a SLAYER that had caused MEGADEATH.. so the moral of this heavy metal story is this did they take a BODY COUNT and meet the EDGUY?