Another one of my brilliant ideas.
There is an adult toy store that I like to shop at about an hour from where I live. They have the best selection and the best prices. Normally, I just stop by there if I happen to be in the neighborhood. Well I have been looking for a particular item, so today instead of driving there, I decide to call. The guy answers the phone and I proceed to ask if they carry the item I "need". He needs me to describe it to him, so of course I do. Mind you, I know exactly who I am talking to because he said his name when he answered the phone and he is the one that is normally working when I go. Anywho.....I am in the process of describing my item to him and he starts asking more questions. Making strange noises. I'm like....ummm...hello? He starts laughing. I start laughing. He tells me he loves the way I am describing this to him. He has one in stock, but only one. He will hold it for me BUT I need to come get it now. I explain that I am an hour away and will be in the area Friday if he can kindly hold it for me until then. SOoooooo now he offers to meet me when he gets off of work to bring me the toy I want.....and he will 'throw' in the batteries for free. I declined.
This should have been a simple 3 minute conversation.....why was I on the phone with the "Toy Clerk" for approximately 30 minutes? LMAO
Moral of story....Do not call the toy store and describe toys to a possibly horny clerk.
LMAO
Oh well.....it made me laugh and at least I know they have my toy....at least he SAID they have them.
