1-Skin signs tell all
2-Sick people don't bitch
3-Air goes in and out, blood goes round and round, any variation on this is a bad thing.
4-About %70 of the battery patients more than likely deserved it.
5-The more equipment you see on a EMT's belt, the newer they are.
6-There is no rule six, insert your own.
7-When dealing with patients, supervisors, or citizens, if it felt good saying it, it was the wrong thing to say.
8-All bleeding, seizures, falls will stop....eventually.
9-All people will eventually die, no matter what you do.
10-If the child is quiet, be scared.