One day a woman walked into a tattoo parlor.She wanted a tattoo of Santa clause on her right thigh so she asked the artist how much he would charge.He said that will cost $50 and take about an hour.Well later when he was done she was happy and paid him for the job well done....The next day she went back and told him she wanted a tattoo of a turkey on her left thigh.He said ok and charged her the same amount and was done in the same amount of time...finally he said, whats with the wierd tatoos? And she replied, cause im so sick of my husband asking me whats to eat between thanksgiving and christmas!