So I answer questions for a living, it's what I do. So the person asks the questions "what is the definition of doggy style position". The next step would be to send it to a guide to research it or send them a default answer which would just be the most commonly used. I obviously chose default and it reads:
A dude gets on his knees behind her and puts his peepee in her hoohoo. Then he pulls her hair and uses her boobies as a steering wheel.
OMG, I thought it was hilarious and I lost it.