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Frist lesion in slot machine secrets Slot machines secrets There is one BIG tip that many people don't use. Some don't use it out of fear and some don't use it because they simply don't know about it. This email will address both! What is the tip? Use slots cards! Don't forget to insert your players card in the reader before you begin playing and don't forget to take it with you when you leave. Many players do not take advantage of "comps." The reasons given range from, "I didn't want to take the time to register" to "I'm afraid they'll report my winnings to the I.R.S." to "If I use a Slot Club Card, the casino will 'tweak' my machine if I win too much." First, NOT taking the time to join a Slot Club deprives you of some great benefits such as discounts on meals and rooms and other special offerings. In fact, the comps you receive may mean the difference between a winning or losing session. Second, the casinos do NOT report your winnings to the I.R.S. unless the amount meets I.R.S. regulations. If this happens, the casino will present you - on the spot - with I.R.S. Form W-2G (for gambling winnings) which must be reported by you on your federal income tax return. If the casino doesn't present you with Form W-2G, the I.R.S. has no idea what you've won, and they don't care since your winnings do not meet their reporting criteria. Third, the casinos DO track your play. In effect, when you insert your card into the machine, you are "logging on," but there is nothing untoward going on. The casinos can't award comps if they don't know how much you've spent. And, comps accrue whether you play your own money or THEIRS - doesn't matter. So, use your slots card and make the most of your time gambling! Yours for your gambling success! Ian D Sempe! PS: If you liked this tip, your brain will EXPLODE when you discover the whole enchilada in "Slot Machines Mastery" Go there right now massage. 2nd lesion to be posted soon!
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