I Hate Stupidity, but I wish to be Cool...
Rules:
1. You must repost this within the next second.
2. You must tack on the phrase "according to the prophecy" to every single sentence you utter for the next three years.
3. You must paint your face blue with purple polka dots.
4. You must send this to nine thousand and eight people.
5. You must dance nakedly around a huge fire twenty-five times before the stroke of midnight.
If you break any of the rules, one or all of these things will happen to you:
1. Your left foot will fall slap off.
2. You will lose all of your hair.
3. You will develop ovarian cysts. This is applicable to both men and women.
4. Your crush will hate your guts.
5. You will be ostracized by everyone because you're not cool.