You can call me Kooky. I have had that name since I was a young man. I always was doing crazy things. Still am. I live up to my name. A few years ago, my reputation got me put inside the local nuthouse, Hotel Nuts.
I performed a Redneck Exorcism on an evil boss. He was possessed by the devil and I decided to save his soul by performing a Redneck Exorcism on him. My co-workers were confused and thought I was trying to choke the life out of the evil boss. Naw... That's the way I perform a Redneck Exorcism. I was trying to choke the devil out of him!
The boss was okay. But he was still evil. He fired me and had me arrested.