Every so often you get question after question about yourself and after explaining to so many different people I figured I would make it easy on myself and just put it all down in here.
Q: What do you do for a living?
A: Refinery and Chemical Plant Inspection.
Q: What does that mean?
A: I inspect the pressure vessels and piping and whatever else they ask me to look at inside a refinery or chemical plant.
Q: How much does that pay?
A: Enough, trust me.
Q: What do you do for fun?
A: Well, I like to play pool, when I get the opportunity I like to SCUBA dive, I like going to watch the Astros play baseball, I like to go hunting and camping and pretty much anything else outdoors.
Q: Where do you live?
A: Crosby, TX.
Q: How old are you?
A: 27 about to turn 28 in February, that would be February 24th, answered two questions in one on that one.
Q: Do you have any kids?
A: Look at the profile picture and answer that one yourself.
Q: Have you ever been married?
A: Unfortunately yes.
Q: Why do you say unfortunately?
A: If you were to meet the ex wife you would say I am sorry.
Q: What do you drive?
A: If you are visually challenged and or haven't looked at all of the profile pictures, I drive a 2003 Chevrolet Silverado Z71 with a 4" suspension lift and 33" off road tires. Yes I like it and No you can't drive it.
Q: Are you single?
A: For the time being, things change and shit happens.
Q: What was your longest relationship?
A: That would be with my ex fiance, we were together for 21 months.
Q: What happened with the ex fiance?
A: I was gone alot she was alone alot; you figure it out.
Q: Why were you gone alot?
A: I am a turnaround inspector, when the refineries shutdown for maintenance I go to work. I never said I worked in one place. I have been from Houston to Philadelphia, from Philadelphia to New Mexico, Houston to St. Croix, USVI, St. Croix to Wyoming, Wyoming to Mississippi, Mississippi to Kansas and back home again.
Q: So you travel alot?
A: I have three more jobs lined up out of town until the end of June after that I am going to find one spot here locally and stay.......Hopefully!
Q: How old is your kid?
A: Almost seven.
Q: What do you look like?
A: See profile pictures.
Q: Where is St. Croix?
A: The United States Virgin Islands......sorry it is in the Caribbean.
Q: Isn't Caribbean spelled with two r's?
A: No.
Q: What is your political preference?
A: I am a Republican.
Q: Why?
A: I would rather give the money I busted my ass to make to a rich man that doesn't need it than give it to someone that is to lazy to get of there ass and get out of the welfare line and go get a job.
A: No you can't convince me to vote for a democrat, I enjoy being able to own guns!!
Q: What about the people that need welfare?
A: Give it to them.
Q: What about the war in Iraq?
A: We are done talking politics, I am not trying to convince you to vote republican so stop trying to convince me to vote democrap.
Q: Are you an asshole?
A: I can name a few people personally that think I am, and a lot of people professionally that know I am. Most of the time at home I am not an asshole, but everyone has a bad day here and there.
Q: What do you do again?
A: Go back to the top of this list.
Q: So tell me about yourself?
A: I just did!!
