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A craptacular quiz by Danielle!
1. When you were a kid, did it make you kind of happy when other kids got in trouble? Did you taunt or mock them with evil glee?
Considering my highly sheltered childhood in Kentucky, I was not only amused at others' misfortunes, I was relieved that it wasn't me in their place.
2. Do you have a neurosis (or two or three)?
The only Neurosis that I have are CD's with the band of the same name. Unless you consider my habit of self gratification every time I shower.
3. Do you look through other people's medicine cabinets? If so, what are you looking for?
I don't think anyone else's herpes or hard on medicine is any of my business. Unless it's my significant other on the herpes meds, then I too probably am going to have a prescription.
4. Have you ever snooped through someone else's diary? If so, did you find anything awesome?
I'm not into invading someone's privacy. Although I did snoop through my older sister's diary many years ago and find graphic descriptions of her sexual engagements with her boyfriend. I believe that may be where I attained my writing skills.
5. Have you ever vandalized something? If so, what?
Never vandalized. I did, however, have an excellent collection of street signs in the trunk of my car at one time.
6. If you had to choose between being Dolly Parton or Cher for a day, who would you choose to be? What would you do as them?
I've never contemplated what I would do as any woman in general. I suppose if I was either one of these beautiful specimens, I would do me!
7. If you faced a death sentence unless you ran naked through a church during Sunday morning service, what denomination of church would you choose to expose yourself to?
All denominations. I think it may be a little bit fun.
8. If you had a problem with incontinance, would you wear adult diapers and carry baby wipes in your purse or backpack?
If I had a problem with incontinence, I would just wear a sign warning the general public of my misfortune, just to save myself the embarrassment and the feeling of responsibility for explaining to my friends why their vehicles always smell like stale piss when they drop me off.
9. Do you think that you'd be "out" enough about your incontinance to carry a diaper bag with your initials embroidered on it?
See my response to question# 8.
10. If you had to rename yourself after an act of God (weather condition, natural disaster, etc...) what would you choose?
Creation. I have the greatest urge to always be creating something. Whether it be music, a writing of some sort, or just a goofy one liner, my compulsion to create overshadows every other drive within me.
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