Paul Host Havens DeJavu Lounge's blog: "Straight Talk"

I thought this was kind of amusing

When construction began on a bar in a small town, the local church
  started a
  campaign of prayers and petitions to stop it.  One week before the bar
  was to
  open, lightning struck the building and it burned it to the ground.

  The bar owner sued the church, saying that its prayers were
  responsible for the
  loss of his building.  The church, through its lawyer, denied any
  responsibility.

  When the case got to its first court hearing, the judge looked over
  the
  paperwork and said, "I don't know how I'm going to decide this.
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We  have a bar  owner who believes in the power of prayer and a church that doesn't."