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THE POKER DEALER

Eight guys in the game at two bucks, that’s sixteen and the small blind folded so that’s another buck – seventeen dollars in the pot and the rake at five percent is seventy-five cents rounded down to the nearest quarter. Burn one card and lay a three-card flop. Round of betting, two fold, five players in at two bucks, and the guy on the button raises two. Three players call the raise. So the pot is two times the two who folded with chips in the pot and four times four remaining in the game. Sixteen plus four is twenty. Add that to the seventeen from the first round and you get thirty-seven. The rake is a dollar seventy-five. I already have seventy-five cents in the rake pool, so I take a buck from the pot and add it to the pool. Burn a card and show the turn. Three players go in for four and the fourth player goes all-in for three. The main pot is closed and I create a side pot for the remaining three players. Four times three is twelve in the main pot, added to the thirty-seven that was already there makes forty-nine and the rake is two and a quarter. Add a buck to the rake pool and throw fifty cents back into the main pot. Burn a card and turn up the river. Two players in at eight bucks and one folds on the raise. Two times eight is sixteen. Add that to the four and you have twenty. Add that to the three dollars that was in the side pot. That’s twenty-three and I rake a dollar. “Hold your cards, Gentlemen. We have a side pot here. Turn ‘em over.” This game was so much easier from the other side of the table. Damn, I wish I’d paid better attention in the fourth grade.
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