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1) If you say you're going to do something, then DO it. And don't get cranky when you get called on your bullshit if you don't do it.
2) Brownies NEVER have nuts in them. Nuts in brownies is blasphemy. Brownies are too good to be ruined by fucking putting nuts in them. Same with cookies and ice cream.
3) Stop being so goddamned emo. It sucks, and it's annoying as all get out. No, not everything bad in life happens to you. There is worse shit happening to a lot more people than you can ever imagine.
4) Stop, stop, stop, stop telling everyone the EXACT same thing. I mean like 10-20 or more people the exact same thing. The ones you tell happen to talk to each other and they ALL think you're a dumbass.
5) If you use the word "love" on someone, be damned sure you know what it means before you say it, because when it turns out that it wasn't the case, you look like an asshole. Girls can be assholes too, yes.
6) Hawaiian pizza sucks. pineapple belongs nowhere near a pizza.
7) Dane Cook is not a comedian. He sucks. He is not funny. He stole every single "joke" in his repertoire, and does them nowhere near as well as the people who did them first. Richard Pryor > George Carlin > Mitch Hedberg > roadkill > Carrot Top > Dane Cook
8) One thing I cannot stand is when it's like I'm carrying the conversation. If I'm the only one coming up with stuff to talk about, the only one asking questions, and what I'm getting is "lol" ":P" or any other nonsensical sign that you've basically tuned out. Or maybe you don't want to stress your poor little brain to actually come up with something to talk about. Or you're just biding time until the person who really wets your knickers comes online so you can pounce. Goshdarnyaalltoheck is what I say.
9) This should have been first, but it’ll go here. People who leave conversations without saying something first are rude, and make me about the crankiest you’ll see me get. I’ll let it slide a few times, but if it becomes a habit, I’ll just not start up again. You won’t see me talk again until you start up the conversation. If I get really quiet on you, this is probably what happened, and I’m just waiting for the part where you just stop talking without reason or saying something like “hey, I gotta go.” Exercise some damned manners.
