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| | The Old Man |
| created @ 03/16/2009 03:42 am |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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Took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was
watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair
in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept
staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response. I knew he would have a good one, and in classic style he
did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once and had sex with a
peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.' |
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