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Today I get to work and start to do my order for the weekend no big deal the Thursday morning rutial when over the P.A. a paniced voice is calling for the co manager and the meat guys to get up front so I'm thinking your run of the mill shoplifter and being that I'm a member of management I had up front. Well outside there is a fight breaking out between the front end manager and some people. Come to find out those people hit our manager with their car a flung her. Oh keep reading it gets better... After talking to the cops and the co manager I found out that this started about 3 miles away at a roach motel called the Plantation inn. This guy picked up a hooker the hooker turns out to be a Transvestite so the guy goes and gets his computer to video tape this randioux. Well after the goings on in the hotel and it was time to pay the trans the guy goes to leave and the fight begains. The guy graps his computer and gets in his car and goes to leave then the trans get on the hood of the car hanging on my the wiper blades and they ride down the street yelling and carrying on throughh the windshield. The guy stops at the State Troopers station right down the street from my store but low and behold his horn didn't work so I guess he figured go to Winn Dixie they will help me there so he pulls into the WD parking lot with a car full of computer equipment with tanted goods on it and a transvestite hooker on his hood. I'm telling you this was insainly funny. So the guy gets out of the car our Front end manager sees what is going on and goes over there to call the police as she is standing behind the car the trans gets in the car and backs into the FEM knocking her a few feet. Well she don't do anything but get up and pull the trans out of the car and gets into a fight with the he/she. I'm telling you I thought I was crazy but I don't have anything on her. Then shortly after the meet guy almost cut his finger off. Blood and guts everywhere But I do have 1 good thing happen today my brand new convection oven came in so work just got a lot easier. I will put those pics up shortly I'm sure. And remember when you think your day is insane think of the life of those that work in a grocery store
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