This has been borrowed from a friend of mine, though he is a male and i have changed my reponses, I am sure you will find it quite humorous..
The many reasons to date the mistress...
1. I can change your tire if we get a flat, and wont make YOU do it just because you are a man. And i could probably do other minorthings to my or your vehicle.. but i charge for that stuff..lol
2. I dont care where you take me out to dinner, as long as you feed me. And i wont order a side salad, i hate rabit food.
3. Red heads always have the most fun.
4. I could make a nice counter part to your arm.
5. I love potty humor, so dont be afraid to offend me.
6. I dress is style, so I just might make you look good.
7. I would take the time everyday to tell you how wonderful you are, .... and mean it.
8. I wouldnt be upset with you if you come home late, or dont call. I will just want to know why and move on.
9. I am a kid at heart, and would always keep you on your toes taking you to fairs, carnivals, playgrounds..
10. I have heard i am soft to cuddle with.. maybe its the velvet i wear all the time..lol
11. I dont kiss and tell, so you wont get weird looks from my friends or family..
12. I could make you laugh until you cry, or make you laugh while crying.
13. I can cook you a meal that would make even your momma have chest pains
14. I love to go out, have a great time, and forget about the drama from work, life, and all that jazz.. so i wont talk your ears off with bullshit from a dragging day...
15. I remember birthdays, favorites, special events..so if you like even the slightest thing and tell me, chances are I will suprise you with it...
16. I would have more fun at a titty bar than you would, not because I like girls( i dont btw), but because its the right thing to do... through dollars at women and call them whores... at least, at the titty bar is where that is ok..lmfao
17. I dont try to invade your wallet, phone, pockets or anything personal, just your manhood..hahahaa
18. I can carry an intellectual conversation till sunrise.
19. I can also shut the fuck up when need be.
20. I have my own place, my own car, my own prioroties, so if you ever need time or space away from me... just go away for awhile. But tell me first... in case I miss yas..
21. I wont call you a million times, text you over and over till you call... thats just plain stalking..
22. I cant promise the world, but i can give you poetry, paintings, write songs for you..etc..
23. I make one mean Kareoke Queen.
24. I can probably drink you under the table, and when the mistress gets someone drunk..well....
25. I would be honored to kick someones ass for you, as long as they deserve it...
okay, so there is 25 reasons for now, enjoy!!
