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The "Man"
created @ 11/20/2009 12:21 pm
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A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking on the door. She opens
the door to see a man standing there. He asks, "Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning the same man is back with the same question. Later that night, she told her husband what had happened during the past two days. The husband decided to stay home the next day in case the same man appeared.

The next morning, they hear a knock on the door, and they both run for the
door. The husband lovingly whispers "Don't worry; I will hide behind the door and listen"

She opens the door and the same man is standing there and asks the same
question, "Do you have a vagina?" "Yes" the wife answers. "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and use yours!
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