This kid was dragging his dead frog down the street, he walks up to this "hooker house", bangs on the door,the madame opens up the door and asks "what can I do for you dear?" the kid says "I want a hooker!" The madame says "I'm sorry young man, you must have the wrong place" The kid whips a hundred out and says "I want a hooker and I want one RIGHT now!" The madame says "come on in" The kid says "I want a hooker with herpes" The madame says "son, all my girls are clean" The kid whips out another hundered and says "Iwant ahooker with herpes RIGHT now!" The madame says "upstairs, first door on the right" so the kid goes upstairs still dragging his dead frog, goes in, takes care of "business" comes out still dragging his dead frog. Before for he leaves the madame asks the kid "why did you want a girl with herpes?" The kid says "ok, I'll tell you why! I'm gonna go home and fuck my babysitter, and she's gonna get herpes, my dad wil pick her up to drive her home, he fucks her and he's gonna get herpes, he'll come home, fuck my mom and she'll get herpes, then tommorow, the mailman wil come, fuck my mom and he'll get herpes.....and THATS THE MUTHER FUCKER WHO KILLED MY FROG!"
A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, the guy asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," the blonde replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, at the beginning, they flipped a coin. One team got it and then for the rest of the game, everyone kept screaming 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, Helloooooooooooo - it's only 25 cents!"
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?" The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead - What do you think of that?" The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver." The doctor said, "My point exactly”
Sweet words are easy to say,
Sweet things are easy 2 buy,
But sweet people are difficult to find
Life ends when U stop dreaming,
Hope ends when U stop believing,
Love ends when U stop caring,
Friendship ends when U stop sharing.
So share this with whom ever U consider a friend.
To love without condition,
To talk without intention,
To give without reason,
And to care without expectation is the heart of a true friend...
Forward this to all the people whom U consider as your true friend.
Dont forget to send it back to ME .....
If U Care........
Life is short, Break the rules,
Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly,
Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret anything that made you smile.
Send to all the people you love or don't want to lose in 2009, even me....
If you get 3 back, you are a great friend
Friendship is one of the main things that makes life worthwhile. When you have a friend to confide in, suffering seems more bearable, and pleasures are more intense. Everything is better when you have a friend to share it with. When a friendship breaks, whether or not it is for the best, there is a degree of pain and mourning that an individual goes through. There were things that you may have done only with that person and you feel a void in your life. Take some time to let yourself mourn before moving on to other relationships.
A Friend is a Treasure
A friend is someone we turn to,
when our spirits need a lift.
A friend is someone we treasure,
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives,
with beauty, joy and grace.
And make the world we live in,
a better and happier place.