Ok, a few of you have asked me about what LORF means or what the hell am I saying. I thought this might help. And, if any of you have Lorf moments you wish to share, feel free!
The word was an accident in its beginning, ok, more than one accident contributed to its existance.
Several years ago, I was at a race track for a weekend of motorcycle racing. I was a bit drunk as I recall, (ok, what I was told) standing by the bonfire so big that could signal in the space shuttle, eating some saltines that I guess someone figured I needed to sober up. Some one that was probably just as blasted as I was came up with the idea to build a ramp to jump this said fire. After a few highly intelligent people with motorized vehicles made amazing jumps and survived, a few others would also jump by running and jumping. For the most part, they made it. At least none needed medical care.
Now, it also needs to be said here that this fire was built on dirt, well away from paved part of the paddock area.
So, after a lull in the jumping excitement, someone more intoxicated than I decided to try his hand at the ramp. ON A SKATEBOARD (or rollerblades, I cant remember)!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well needless to say, he didnt make it. He didnt go into the fire luckily, but the face plant into the dirt was spactacular! What came out of my mouth as he was in the middle of his fall was a shout. Very loud shout. I was thinking the word "Lord". What came from my mouth along with the crackers was "Lorf". Those that saw/heard me, lost it. I guess I was more entertaining than an idiot in the dirt.
Now, ever since then, Lorf is used when someone says or does something so obviously stupid that no other word can describe.
So, there ya have it, that is LORF. Lame as it is, I bet you will think or say Lorf when something stupid happens in front of you...
