Figured this'd be easier to say than type. Plus attack of the lazies again.
Seen as how that didn't seem to work for anyone, here's the typed version. Now that the security thing fell through I have to write a letter of complaint to the company that handled my case, and how disgusted I am with them. And, while I'm sorting that out, I'm following up a lead with another company that offered me a place in their training course and then never contacted me with details. So there you have it.