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snowblyss's blog: "Jokes"

created on 05/15/2008  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b215985
A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" The koala says: Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they smoke a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' he's going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" The koala looks down at him and says: "Shiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"
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