So, this dude tried to break into my home last night through the window at 2am. I waited paitently for him to climb through while I sat there with a folding steel chair in hand.
After he got half-way through I went "Mick Foley" on his head. I thought I knocked him out, but apparently I watch too much wrestling on TV. He got back up, then I gave him 10 more slams on the head and called the cops to haul out the twitching body.
The story gets stranger: On his possession upon further investigation was:
- 8 track tape (unlabeled)
- Flashlight (without batteries)
- Half eaten box of Fig Newtons
- Measuring tape
- Instructions to "Monopoly"
So, I ask you, what was he up to?
