The Instant Message Stalker Blog by Foxy Greeter Dukes Lounge
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A pest Imed me today, He emailed me too, He asked if I were single, and asked, how do you do? He asked all kinds of questions, wanted all the details, of my very private life, demanded that I tell, Age, sex and location, he insisted that I share, along with exact sizes, of my bras and underwear, I politely said no, refused all his requests, I told him very sternly, Stop this, don't be a pest, His Im kept on poppin up, he asked if I were wed, by then I was quite annoyed, by all the things he'd said, I asked him which part of NO, he didn't understand, I told him I was 85, and wore 6 wedding bands, but all my husbands now were gone, and I had all their money, you want to know about, their accidents now, honey? I told him I fart when I walk, the hair's gone from my head, I keep my teeth in a jar, at night I wet the bed, Sometimes I wander nekkid, till somebody brings me home, you wanna get together, so I won't be all alone? Suddenly the Im's stopped so I wrote him an IM, a little sign then popped up that said he was offline, I giggled and I guffawed, I chuckled and I laughed, I doubt it seriously, if my stalker will come back
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