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created on 03/21/2007  |  http://fubar.com/smile/b66661

The Husband Store

>>>>>A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a >>>>>woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the >>>>>entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the >>>>>store ONLY ONCE! >>>>> >>>>>There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the >>>>>shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . you may >>>>>choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a >>>>>floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a >>>>>woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. >>>>> >>>>>On the first floor the sign on the door reads: >>>>> >>>>>Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. >>>>> >>>>>The second floor sign reads: >>>>> >>>>>Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. >>>>> >>>>>The third floor sign reads: >>>>> >>>>>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are >>>>>extremely good looking. >>>>> >>>>>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. >>>>> >>>>>She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: >>>>> >>>>>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead >>>>>good looking and help with the housework. >>>>> >>>>>"Oh mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes >>>>>to the fifth floor and sign reads: >>>>> >>>>>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead >>>>>gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. >>>>> >>>>>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the >>>>>sign reads: >>>>> >>>>>Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on >>>>>this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are >>>>>impossible to please. >>>>> >>>>>Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you >>>>>exit the building, and have a nice day!
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