Pedro El Awesomeo needs Bombs's blog: "Encephalon"

What would the world be like if there weren’t so many hangups associated with sex?

What if sex became just another way of saying “Thanks!” or “Good Job.”

Something you could pretty much do in any situation, whether it be at work: Sally: Well Bob, you did excellent on this years performance review, you want to bend me over the desk? Just don’t pull the hair, I have a two o’clock. “I just want to shake the balls of the man that landed the Johnson account!” The Company Softball team is holding an Orgy to raise funds for new uniforms.

Or even just on the street:

Hey, thanks for helping me carry out my bags, you want to grab the left boob, or the right one?

I don’t have triple A, but I’ll blow anyone who changes my tire.

It could even replace tipping at meals: That was the finest steak I have ever had, buttseks?

And think of the prestige at a swearing in ceremony: Please raise your right hand, and lower your fly (I hear Bill Clinton tried to introduce this)

I think this idea has real merit, matter of fact, I think its just what this country needs right now. No stimulus package is going to get people working like the possibility of randomly getting laid. Plus, I think people will be much nicer on the street if they think it will lead to a handjob or more. So if you are ready to join me in this great new America, just use this handy conversion scale:

Groping Thanks

Handjobs I appreciate it

Oral sex Thanks a lot

Full on Intercourse Thank you very much

Buttsekks I cannot thank you enough