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Pedro El Awesomeo needs Bombs's blog: "Encephalon"

created on 04/16/2007  |  http://fubar.com/encephalon/b74254  |  29 followers

Ooooooooooooooooo Canada

I now have permission from your government to enter you at my will.  I can come in silently like a thief in the night, do what I wish, and return before daylight breaks.  Or, if I so choose, I can stroll in brazenly in broad daylight and walk your streets with a smile on my face.  Once I have crossed your borders I can do things that wouldn’t be legal in my home country, and you thank me and smile pleased that I have partaken of your bounty. 

My permissions are not limited to just your borders, but I am allowed to go as deep in as I choose, whether slowly or quickly by air, and I can do so not like others, but with special permissions that allow me past your token defenses. 

 

That's right mothertruckers customs and immigrations programs just got sexy, oh yeah...

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