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Spike and Druisms...
Dru:I'll give you a seed if you sing...
Spike:The birds dead, Dru. You left it in the cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one. (Dru pouts) Oh, I'm sorry, baby. I'm a bad rude man. I just don't like you going out and all. You are weak. Would you like a new bird? One that's not dead.
--Lie to Me
Dru:Miss Edith speaks out of turn. She's a bad example, and will have no cakes tonight.
--School Hard
Spike:I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person, and spent the next six hours watching my hand move.
--School Hard
Dru:Do you like Daisies? I plant them but they always die. Everything I put in the ground withers and dies...
--School Hard
Dru:I'm a princess
--School Hard
Buffy: Who are you?
Spike: You'll find out on Saturday
Buffy: What happens on Saturday?
Spike: I kill you.
--School Hard
Spike:got to do me one favor. (Gives Sheila to Dru.) Eat something.
Dru: (turns Sheila to the dolls.) You see, Miss Edith? If you'd been good you could watch with the rest.
--School Hard
Buffy: Do we really need weapons for this?
Spike: I just like them. They make me feel all manly
--School Hard
Spike: I was rash, and if I had to do it all over again... (breaks out in laughter) Who am I kidding? (stands up) I would do it exactly the same, only I'd do this... (grabs Colin)
Colin: No!
Spike: ...first! (He picks up Colin and throws him into a cage, and begins to raise it into the sun.) From now on, we're gonna have a little less ritual... (stops pulling the chain) ...and a little more fun around here. (He gives one last pull on the chain, and Colin is exposed to the sunlight. His screams fade to nothing.) Lets see what's on TV.
--School Hard
Spike:This is just...neat
--Halloween
Dru: Miss Edith needs her tea...
--Halloween
Dru:Everything in my head is singing...
--Innocence
Dru:I was dreaming.
Spike:Of what, pet?
Dru:We were in Paris. You had a branding iron.
Spike: I brought you something.
Dru: And there were worms in my baguette.
--What's my Line, part 2
Dru:Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see?
Spike: Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.
--What's my Line, part 2
Dru: Do you know what I miss? Leaches.
--What's my Line, part 2
Spike: Spike. You're that Anointed guy. I read about you. You've got Slayer problems. That's a bad piece of luck. Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them.
--School Hard
Dru: I think sometimes that all my hair will fall out and I'll be bald.
--School Hard
Spike:(lets go of the man) I'm a veal kind of guy. You're too old to eat. (grabs his head and snaps his neck) But not to kill. I feel better.
--School Hard
Spike: Slaaayer! Here, kitty, kittyyy. I find one of your friends first, I'm gonna suck 'em dry. And use their bones to bash your head in. (kicks a door open.) Are you getting a word picture here?
--School Hard
Dru: You are my Spike, my sweet...
--School Hard
Spike: A Slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
Dru: You'll kill her, and then we'll have a nice celebration.
Spike: Yeah, a party.
Dru: Yeah. With streamers... and songs.
Spike: How's the Annoying One?
Dru: He doesn't want to play...
--School Hard
Dru:I'm naming all the stars
Spike:You can't see the stars love. That's the ceiling. also its day.
Dru:I can see them. But I've named them all the same thing, and there's terrible confusion...
--Innocence
Dru:You don't want to kill her, do you? (pokes Miss Edith's eyes.) You want to hurt her. Just like you hurt me.
--Innocence
Dru: I brought something for you. (Carrying a dog.) Poor thing, she's lonesome. Her owner died...without a fight. Do you like her? I brought her specially for you to cheer you up, and I named her Sunshine.
--Passion
Dru: Why Angel, where have you been? The sun is almost up, and it can be so hurtful. We were worried.
Spike:No, we weren't.
--Passion
Dru: Miss Sunshine tells me you had a visitoy today. But she worries. She wants to know what you and the bad teacher talked about.
--Passion
Spike: Are you insane? We're supposed to kill the bitch, not leave gag gifts in her friends beds.
Dru: But spike, the bad teacher was going to restore angel's soul.
Spike: And what if she did. If you ask me, I find myself preferring the old buffywhipped Angelus. This new and improved version is not playing with a full sack. I love a good slaughter as much as the next bloke, but his little pranks will only leave us with one incredibly brassed off slayer.
Angelus: Don't worry, roller boy, I've got everything under control.
--Passion
Spike: It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us.
Angelus: If you don't like it, Spike, hit the stairs and go. Take a stand, man.
Spike: Well, our old place was just fine 'til you went and had it burned down.
Angelus: Things change, Spikey. You gotta roll with the punches. Well, actually, you pretty much got that part down, haven't you?
--I Only Have Eyes for You
Dru: Maybe I'll sleep underground. Dig myself a little burrow.
Spike: What about your pretty dress, sweet? It'll get all dirty.
Dru: Then I'll sleep naked. Like the animals do.
--I Only Have Eyes for You
Spike: You might want to let up. They say when you've drawn blood, you've exfoliated.
Angelus: What do you know about it? I'm the one who was friggin' violated. You didn't have this thing in you.
Dru: What was it? A demon?
Angelus: Love!
--I Only Have Eyes for You
Angelus: Let's get outta here. I need a real vile kill before sunup to wipe this crap out of my system.
Dru: Of course. We'll find you a nice toddler.
--I Only Have Eyes for You
Angelus: No can do, Dru. I'm sure he'd be hell on wheels, but we don't have much time. Gotta travel light. Sorry. Try to have fun without me. ( Angelus and Dru leave.)
Spike: Oh, I will. (He slowly rises from the wheelchair, fully recovered.) Sooner than you think.
--I Only Have Eyes for You
Dru: I met an old man. Didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth. But then the Moon started whispering to me... All sorts of dreadful things.
--Becoming, part 1
Dru: At the museum. A tomb... with a surprise inside.
Angelus: You can see all that in your head?
Spike: No, you ninny. She read it in the morning paper.
--Becoming, part 1
Spike: It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.
--Becoming, part 1
Spike: Let me guess. Someone pulls out the sword...
Angelus: Someone worthy...
Spike: Mm. The demon wakes up, and wackiness ensues.
Dru: He will swallow the world.
--Becoming, part 1
Spike: (sing-song) Someone wasn't worthy.
--Becoming, part 1
Spike: Hello, cutie.
--Becoming, part 2
Spike: We like to talk big. Vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' That's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Goodbye, Picadilly. Farewell, Leicester Bloody Square. You know what I'm saying?
--Becoming, part 2
Buffy: That I'm, uh... in a band. A-a rock band with Spike here.
Spike: Right. She plays the, the triangle.
Buffy: Drums.
Spike: Drums, yeah. She's, uh, hell on the old skins, you know.
Joyce: (unconvinced) Hmm. And, uh, what do you do?
Spike: Well, I sing.
--Becoming, part 2
Joyce: Have we met?
Spike: Um... you hit me with an ax one time. Remember? Uh, 'get the hell away from my daughter.'
Joyce: Oh. So, do you, uh, live here in town?
--Becoming, part 2
Spike: Dru bagged a Slayer? She didn't tell me! (to Joyce, smiling) Hey, good for her! (gets a look from Buffy and loses the smile) Though not from your perspective, I suppose.
--Becoming, part 2
Spike: Now, now, don't let's lose our temper.
Angelus: Keep out of it, sit 'n' spin.
Spike: Look, you cut him up, you'll never get your answers.
Angelus: Since when did *you* become so levelheaded?
Spike: Right about the time you became so pig-headed. You have your way with him, you'll never get to destroy the world. And I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet. There are other ways.
Angelus: Enlighten me.
Spike: Hmm. Drusilla? Sweetheart? Do you want to play a game?
--Becoming, part 2
Angelus: Blood. Of course. The blood on my hands must be my own. I am the key that will open up the door. My blood. My life. Okay. Kill him.
Spike: Uh, but what if he's lying?
Angelus: Yeah. Good point. Alright, don't kill him. You know, I kinda like having you watch my back. It's kinda like old times. (They both look over at Drusilla, still kissing Giles.)
Spike: Uh, Drusilla...
Angelus: Honey...
Spike: We are finished here, ducks.
Dru: Sorry. I was in the moment.
--Becoming, part 2
Spike: I don't want to hurt you, baby. (Drusilla grabs him by the throat and shoves him into the wall. He slaps her arm aside and punches her in the face.) Doesn't mean I won't.
Drusilla (c. 1860?)
Drusilla was a good Cockney Englishwoman who wanted to devote her life to the Church and Good. However, she was cursed with the ability to see beyond the norm and her powers branded her as an evil thing -- the spawn of Satan. However, she had the unfortunate luck of attracting, by virtue of her virtue, the attention of Angelus, an evil vampire. He became obsessed with her and her purity. He convinced her that she was a demon's spawn and killed her family, including her beloved uncle. She fled to a convent where she studied to become a nun and gain some peace. However, Angelus completed his torture of her by turning her into a vampire -- on the very night she took her vows as a bride of Christ. Finally tumbling into insanity, Drusilla became a psychotic vampire and -- when Angelus had his soul restored -- wholly dependent on Spike. She began to rely on him for everything -- even food -- when she was almost killed by a mob in Prague. She regained her strength during the ritual with her sire in 1997/1998 and forewith took great care of Spike, who had been injured. She was a pivotal part of the plots to wrek destruction on the world using the Judge and Acathla the demon and only intervention by 1) Buffy and 2) Spike prevented her from realzing that destructive dream. She wholeheartedly embraced Angelus when he returned in demon form and all but forgot everything Spike had done for her. She was knocked unconscious and dragged from Sunnydale by Spike after she had attacked him for betraying Angelus to Buffy. While in South America, she ditched Spike for becoming soft (it was the alliance with Buffy that did it). Her whereabouts are currently unknown.
SPIKE
Spike, also known as William the Bloody, was changed into a vampire in the late 1700s by Drusilla, the convent-oriented vampire. He gained his nickname by torturing his victims with railroad spikes. In the last two centuries, he has fought two slayers and killed both of them, one of whom begged for her life. When Angelus' soul was restored and he vanished from society, Spike and Drusilla became inseparable. In the twentieth century, Drusilla was almost killed by a mob in Prague. Spike became very protective of her and began to look for a way to heal her. The two arrived in Sunnydale a few days before the Feast of St. Vigius, 1997. Spike was all set to kill the present Slayer, Buffy Summers, in order to get in good with Colin, the Anointed One (aka the Annoying One), but failed. Angry and disappointed, Spike lashed out at Colin, killing him and usurping his power as head of the Sunnydale vampires. Several more times over the next seven months, Spike attempted to kill the slayer and almost succeeded several times. Once, when Summers was turned into a helpless woman (Halloween), and second, when she was betrayed be her friend Ford (Lie to Me). However, the whole time he was trying to kill the Slayer, Spike was also searching for Drusilla's cure. Spike would have made a wonderful general. In What's My Line?, he found it. Using the DuLac Cross as the key, he had one of his vamp minions decode the book (stolen from Giles' Library in "Lie To Me"). Then, paying Willy the human sleeze to hand a wounded Angel (by the hand of Kendra, the Vampire Slayer) over to him, he chose not to take Angel to a dinner and a movie but instead take him to church, strap him to Dru and stick a knife between their joined hands. This revitalized Dru but also, unfortunately for Spike, drew the attention of not one, but two Slayers (one of whom is very protective of her boyfriend!). Spike gets thrown into an organ which collapses on him and cripples him. He spends the next several months trapped in a wheelchair watching while Spike and Dru become Spike, Dru and Angelus with the emphasis on the latter two. Angelus wrecks havoc on Sunnydale while taunting Spike about his inability to "satisfy" Dru and the fact that he can't go out hunting with them. In I Only Have Eyes For You, it is revealed that Spike has been able to walk again for sometime, but that he is biding his time to have his revenge on Angel. He has it in Becoming where he allies with the Vampire Slayer in order to take down Angelus (who is out to destroy the world, again) and get his Dru back. He succeeds, but one imagines this is going to put a strain on his and Dru's relationship. After going to South America, Dru ditches him for a Chaos demon (have you ever seen a Chaos demon? They're gross). Distraught, Spike goes on a drinking binge (how can you tell him apart from all the other English?) and meanders back to Sunnydale intent on wreaking revenge on those who caused the schism between himself and his beloved Drusilla. Soon, however, he sobers up and realizes that the way back to Dru's heart is through her heart ... and hands ... and anything else he can reach to torture her. Unfortunately, his new-found determination doesn't seem to pay off: Dru dumps him again in Rio. So, Spike meanders back to Sunnydale, meets up with vamp-Harmony with whom he strikes up a bizarre romantic relationship and seeks to find the Gem of Amara. The Gem, which makes all vampires sun-protected and unstakeable, is discovered by our intrepid vamp and he sashays into the sunlight to bash a little Buffy. However, Buffy gets the better of him, gets the Gem and our Spikey has to retreat to the sewers. Finding out that Buffy has sent the Gem to Angel via Oz, Spike makes a foray into the City of Angels to get it back. Hiring a torturous, pedophile-vamp as his aide, Spike tries to torture the information about the Gem out of Angel. No luck. Brassed off, Spike returns to Sunnydale to wreck some vengeance but before he gets the chance he gets zapped by paramilitary goons known as the Initiative who want to experiment on him. Ha! Good luck! Our intrepid vamp soon escapes, makes his way to Buffy's room to do some biting, has a heart-to-heart with Willow instead and then disappears to lurk some more. The Initiative, however, has managed to insert an implant into our favorite vamp and he is longer able to kill (it somewhat impedes his feeding). Starving, dissolute and thrown out by Harmony, Spike seeks assistance from the only other 'friends' he has in Sunnydale ... Buffy and the Scooby Gang. He gets a Buffy welcome (she smacks him around a while, ties him up and laughs at him). Soon, Spike fits right in to the Scoobies as the anarchic bastard they go to when they can't go to anyone else. Spike's settling in, got himself a crew, got a babe in the crib (make that crypt) when all of a sudden ... he realizes he has a crush on Buffy. He lets himself stew for a while, then confesses his love to her when Riley's out of the way. She laughs, freaks a bit and Spike is crushed. Now our favorite bad boy isn't on best terms with the Scoobies anymore. Add to that, he then gets himself a Buffy robot, which is just gross and the Scoobies really hate him (for about an episode) and Buffy actually un-invites him to her house! Then, just when we think our Spike will be in the doghouse for a while, he turns around and proves himself golden in the eyes of the Slayer by enduring torture at the hands of Glory for the sake of the Slayer's kid sister. When Buffy dies, Spike is devastated and is haunted by dreams where he saves her from her death. He is overcome by emotion when she is resurrected and the friendship between Slayer and vampire continues to grow.
Sire: Drusilla
Gang: Drusilla, Angel, Darla
Playmate: Drusilla
Height: about 5'10"
Weight: almost nothing; he has a fast metabolism.
Hair: Originally brown; now peroxide blond.
Eyes: Hypnotic
Fingernails: Black
Age: 126 (according to Spike himself in "The Initiative"); barely 200 (according to Giles in "School Hard"); but we'll say about 146 (that's when he was born plus the years as a vampire)
Slayers Killed: Chinese Slayer (c. 1900), Brooklyn Slayer (c. 1977)
