*George Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.*
*He maketh logs to be cut in national forests.*
*He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.*
*He restoreth my fears.*
*He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.*
*Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,*
*I will find no exit, for thou art in office.*
*Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.*
*Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.*
*Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.*
*My health insurance runneth out.*
*Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,*
*And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever. *