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* Step 1 - We admitted we were powerless over our addiction - that our lives had become unmanageable on the fu
* Step 2 - Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity, yay baby j is useful afterall!
* Step 3 - Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of others in distress with the same fu addiction.
* Step 4 - Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves, which doesnt include unblocking of the doosh's we have came across.
* Step 5 - Admitted to baby j, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
* Step 6 - Were entirely ready to have baby j remove all these defects of character & user settings.
* Step 7 - Humbly asked baby j to remove our shortcomings, more mail for him?..
* Step 8 - Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to MOST of them.
* Step 9 - Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others
* Step 10 - Continued to take personal inventory of the gifts given & received and when WE were wrong promptly blocked the asshole who just downrated us.
* Step 11 - Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with a higher power, as we understood were just fu-lings, mere mortals, praying only for knowledge of the will for us and the power to carry that out.
* Step 12 - Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs, to fu or not to fu, will i sign in or not sign in today, or the biggest question to ourselves, will i relapse?..
In light of this new 12 step program taken on this day of our lord the 21st of May, in the year two thousand nine, i urge everyone of you to grab up your brothers & sisters, and do what you feel u can to help them recover, From the mind of ~Nati~
