THE FREAK TEST HAVE YOU EVER....
1.Had sex? (5 points)
2.Given oral sex? (5 pts.)
To orgasm? (5pts.)
Received oral sex(5pts.)
To orgasm? (5 pts.)
3.Swallowed Cum? (5pts.)
4.Practice bondage, or Sado-masichistic behavior?(5 pts.)
5.Had anal sex(done to you,female or performed, male)? (5pts)
To orgasm? (5 pts.)
6.Had sex with someone of the same sex?(10 pts.)
7.Had sex with more than one person at a time?(10pts.)
8.Had sex with more than one person in a week? (7pts)
9.Used sex toys? (7 pts)
10.Brought a dirty magazine? (3 pts)
11.Watch a porno? (3 pts)
12.Been in a 69? (3 pts)
13.Had phone sex? (5 pts)
14.Masturbated? (5pts.) In a public place? (5pts)
15.Had sex in a public place? (5 pts)
Park? (1pt)
Subway (3 pts)
Alley Way?(2 pts)
Train or Bus Station? (3 pts)
Public Bathroom?(3)
16.Gotten carpet burns? (3 pts.)
17.Participated in an orgy? (10 pts)
18.Watched someone having sex? (7 pts.)
19.Had sex with others watching you? (7 pts.)
20.Sucked or licked your own :
Females- Breast or pussy? (12 Pts)
Males-Dick? (12 Pts)
21.Paid for sex? (8pts)
22.Been paid for sex? (8pts)
23.Had a one night stand? (8 pts)
24.Pass out during sex? (5 pts)
25.Had an STD? (8 pts)
26.Had sex without contraceptives? (6 pts)
27.Had sex anyplace other than the bedroom? (3pts. for each place.)
Ladies extra credit: (be honest)
28.Ever received a facial (cum in your face)and liked it?(15pts)
Men extra credit: (be honest)
29.Have you ever let a woman sit on your face to eat her out? (10pts)
To orgasm (5pts)
30.Have you ever had a snow ball?(cum in someone mouth and put it in their mouth). (7pts)
31.Have you ever been video taped? (8pts)
32.How many different positions have you been in?(2pts per pos.)
33.Had sex for more than 4 hrs without stopping?(4pts)
34.Have you ever had your salad tossed (ass eaten out/licked for those of you who don't know)? (10pts.)
35.Have you ever had sex with any of your relatives and didn't know that person was related to you?(5pts)
36.Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend with sex? (5pts)
With the same person? (3pts) Ended up liking them? (9pts)
37.Are you horny now? (3pts)
Scoring:
1-25: How Does it look up there with the angels?
26-55: Ok, you know the bare minimum. Go join a sex-ed. class.
56-85: Ok, you're just on the outskirts of being a freak.
86-125: Welcome to the land of the FREAKS!! Here's your certificate that you completed the freak correspondence course.
126-170: You are a BONAFIDE FREAK!!! You could teach a freak class.
171 + : You are the Dean of Freak College. You're not only a client, you Da Freaky President.
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