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A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife that they had a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell #1 rings and we all put on our jackets. Bell #2 rings and we all slide down the pole. Bell #3 rings and we're on the fire truck, ready to go. "From now on," he told her, "when I say BELL #1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL #2, I want you to jump in bed.....And when I say BELL #3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL #1!" and his wife promptly stripped naked. When he yelled "BELL #2!", his wife jumped into bed. When he yelled, "BELL #3!" they began making love. After just a few minutes, his wife shouted, "BELL #4!!" "What the hell is BELL #4?" he asked. "Roll out more hose," she replied, "You're nowhere near the fire!!"
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