im a football nut...but when it comes to crimson tide football i think im border line insane about it...its so bad ill watch a rerun of a game over and over...i have even taped em before just so i can watch a winning game when they are on a losing streak..which sux btw...i cuss my t.v....poor thing im sure its emotionally scared for life...my kids...well they are traitors...poor boys are too young to understand that AUBURN SUX!!!!....i even tried to cast a spell on Franchoinie and Tyler Watts....if i ever see them two they better run to the hills....and Shula?? oh hell id love to get my hands on him...or leave him a flaming bag of dog shit on his porch...is that crazy??? i dont think so he deserves it for getting prothro hurt....i hate auburn so bad i think it caused my divorce ...(ok jus kiddin)....and dont tell anyone but i have prayed for the bama boys to win before..."lawd have mercy let em break those other guys knees"....damn i outta be ashamed....i have wished that before on uhhhhh Cadillac Williams....ooooo i was beggin Freddie Roach to break that dudes arm..leg whatever....see i couldnt be a coach cause i think that would be considered aggravated assualt....so long story short im gonna start asking for forgiveness now before the season starts cause im sure ol tubby and fat phil with his pumpkin patch r gonna make me do bad evil things...er i mean say bad things....psst if they come up missing you never read this and you dont have a clue who this crazy bama fan is!!!!!!!!!
p.s. The Bear is God ...im sure he will forgive me
