Perhaps the one of the most interesting and most colorful words in the
English today is the word "Fuck." It is the one magical word which, just
by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. It language,
"fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb,
both transitive (John Fucked Mary), and intransitive (John fucked). It
can be used as an active verb (John really gives a fuck), or a passive
verb (John was fucked by Mary); or as an adverb (Mary is fucking interested
in John), and a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an
adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful).
As you can see, there are very few words with teh versitility of
"fuck." Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used
to describe many situations:
Greetings..............How the fuck are you.
Fraud..................I got fucked by the car dealer.
Dismay.................Oh, fuck it.
Trouble................Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
Aggression.............Fuck you!
Disgust................Fuck me!
Confusion..............What the fuck....??
Difficulty.............I don't understand this fucking business.
Despair................Fucked again.
Incompetence...........He fucks up everything.
Displeasure............What the fuck is going on here!?
Lost...................Where the fuck are we?
Disbelief..............Unfuckingbelievable!
Retaliation............Up your fucking ass!
It can be used as an anatomical description - "He's a fucking asshole!"
It can be used to tell time - "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business - "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be used maternally - "You motherfucker."
It can be used politically - "Fuck Dan Quayle!"
And never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them fucking
indians come from?" Also, the famous last words of Hiroshima: "What the
fuck was that?" And last but not least, the immortal words of the captain
of the Titanic: "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"
The mind fairly boggles at the creative uses of the word! How could anyone
be offended when you say "fuck?" Use it frequently in your daily speeck;
it will add to your prestige.
Today..........say to someone:
"FUCK YOU"
