Ok. So here are a few facts for the holier-than-thou butt-monkeys out there. The word "FUCK" is actually an anagram. It stands for "Fornication Under Consent of the King." That was back in the times of Kings and vassals where a vassal (or lord of the region) was given expressed permission to sleep with any woman on her wedding night. By doing this, it was believed that they could then put the bloodlines of thier nation into the population of one they had conquered. Where this was a bad and evil practice, the anagram "F.U.C.K." turned into a bad word.
The "middle finger" came from the years in which England and France were at war. English Logbow men fired thier arrows holding the string and arrow in unison using thier index and middle fingers. French Longbow men held the string with only thier middle finger, holding the index finger behind it to steady the arrow. This allowed them to fire more accurately. However, as most battles went, the stronger English Army beat them in hand-to-hand combat, so French Archers were captured. As a way to ensure they would not fight in another battle as archers, the English would cut off thier middle finger so they could not ever fire a bow again. As a sign of superiority, the English soldiers would then extend thier middle fingers to make fun of the now crippled soldiers. This too was a bad and evil thing so became seen as an inappropriate gesture.
Putting both of these two items together based on the fact that they came from the same time period, modern man has now joined the two items together as one and made the middle finger part of the anagram we now know as the word "Fuck." Next time one of these "Holier-Than-Thou" people say you are swearing, throw that in thier face and say this: "According to The Bible, the only time I truely swear is when I use the Lords name in vain. I mean... Jesus Christ.... Oh My God I swore... God dammit I did it agan." Then just walk away and let them think about it.
