the explaination of life
one day god created the dog and said "sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past" for this, i will give you a life span of twenty years" the dog said: "thats a long time to be barking." How about only ten years. ill give you back the other ten? " so god agreed, on the second day, god created the monkey and said: Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh," for this ill give you a twenty-year life span, the monkey said: "monkey tricks for twenty years?" thats a pretty long time to perform how about you give me ten like the dog did? and god agreed. on the third day god created cow and said: "you must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves. and give milk to support the farmers family for this, i will give you a life span of sixty years, the cow said: thats kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years how about twenty? and ill give you back the other fourty? and god agreed again, on the fourth day god created man, and said: "eat sleep, marry, and enjoy your life. for this i will give you twenty years". but the man said: only twenty years? " could you possibly give me my twenty, the fourty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back,. and the ten the dog gave back? that makes eighty okay?" "okay said god,. you asked for it. so thats why for your first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. for the next fourty years we slave in the sun to support our family. for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
life has now been explained to you.
