THE CHIEF of police leaps tall building in a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water and gives policy to God.
THE ASSISTANT CHIEF leaps shorter buildings in a
single bound, is more powerful than a Switch Engine, and is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if it is calm, and talks to God.
THE CAPTAIN leaps short building with a running start, and favorable wind conditions. He is almost as powerful as a switch engine and faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water of an indoor pool, and talks to God if special request is approved.
THE LIEUTENANT barely clears quonset huts, loses tug of war with Locomotives, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well and is occasional addressed by God.
THE SERGEANT makes high marks when trying to leap
buildings, is ran over by Locomotives and sometimes handles a gun without inflicting self injury, can dog paddle, and talks to himself.
THE DETECTIVE runs into buildings, recognizes
Locomotives two out of three times, is issued
ammunition, can stay afloat if properly instructed, and talks to water.
THE PATROLMAN falls over door sills when entering
buildings, says "look at the choo choo", wets himself with a water pistol, and can never never ever talk to God.
THE DISPATCHER lifts up buildings and walks under
them, kicks Locomotives off of the tracks, catches
speeding bullets in her teeth and chews them, and
freezes water with a single glance.
THE DISPATCHER IS GOD!!
