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Sharkfin's blog: "Chaos"

created on 10/03/2006  |  http://fubar.com/chaos/b9661
Holey smokes…I almost can’t stop laughing at this segment of the totally weird and stranger then us news worthy bit I have this am. It’s not about the injury mind you I would never laugh at that…unless it was truly funny and to not laugh would be, well in bad taste…or something of that nature. Judge for yourself. A 38-year-old woman described as "very large," using the "abductor" thigh-tightening machine at the New York Sports Club in Harlem in July, failed to dismount properly, according to a witness, and was "sling-shot" off, across the room, startling other gym users. Paramedics had to use a "Stokes basket" instead of a regular stretcher to carry her out, according to the New York Post. I can’t help it…the theater of the mind image of this woman flying through the air has my goat. I normally don’t let the goat out unless the incident calls for it, and seeing a large woman flying across the room as if catapulted would be simply hilarious. I would have loved to pick on the devises name she was using, however her dismount only received a 3.5 on technicality but received a 9.9 on the rector scale…. I also would have loved to been in the minds of others who were using equipment in there wondering if they had intended on using the devise she used but then changed their minds after seeing the final task one has to do to use it to the fullest extent… I know I have a one way ticket to hell already…just making sure my seat is reserved… Ok…that was funny perhaps only to me and my sick mind but that woman’s dismount will pop into my head next time I see one of those abs or thigh commercials where the stout looking man or hard bodied woman shown using the equipment parades around in a size “0” body suit and look as if to get out of it only requires a pare of scissors. Good stuff… Well Good Morning and Have a fabulous day. A huge hug and a couple of pats Mart
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