“THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO NEW YORK CITY"
The devil came down on NYC
He was lookin for souls to steal.
And he was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
With an Arabhe'd made a deal.
When he killed our own on American soil
We knew it was an evil plot.
Bush stepped upon that podium
Said "Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it
But we got plans of our own too.
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you.
You may have begun this battle boy,
But give America it's due.
We're gonna find you no matter where you go
We'll win this war against you."
The Marine said: "My names Johnny,
This is where I come in.
I'm part of this bet; you're gonna regret
'Cause we're the best that's ever been."
Air Force load up our planes and
bomb those Arabs hard.
'Cause Hell's broke loose in America;
Bush called out the National Guard.
And when we win you'll not see
those shiny streets of gold
You'll have lost;
now the devil's got your soul.
The Navy jumped on our ships and said:
"We'll start this show."
Fire flew from their turrets as
they struck a mighty blow.
The Army marched across the sands
And they made an evil hiss.
Then a band of volunteers joined in
And it sounded something like this.
When you attacked America you said
"Look what I have done"
But just cower there in your hole
And let our soldiers show you how it's done.
Fire in the towers--run boys run
America was attacked at the rising sun.
Terrorism's always been a faceless foe
It's gonna be a dogfight, don't ya'll know?
The devil bowed his head
'Cause he knew that he'd been beat
And he realized our American spirit
he could not defeat!
Bush said: "Devil, just come on back
If you ever wanna try again....
I done told you once
You son-of-a-bitch
America's the best it's ever been!!!!"