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Adding on to the previous definition in this blog: An Asshole is also someone who steals from you, their friends, and even their own mother. An Asshole will do anything to hide the fact that they have stolen from you, even going so far as to lie about it and steal from someone else to plant it in a place where somebody (most likely you) will find it. An Asshole is someone who doesn't show any remorse when you tell them you are packing, but will say, straight-faced (with no emotion in their voice; meanwhile, tears are dripping onto the folded clothes at your feet) that they can now go out, party, and stay up until 6 in the morning without being bitched at; and (still with no emotion) that they will probably die from alcohol poisoning. An Asshole is someone who yells (angrily) at you to stay, even though they know that they are dead wrong and that yelling will only make it worse. An Asshole is someone you can't walk away from, because their mom (who has become yours, sort of) has asked you not to- it will cause problems in the house while she is gone. An Asshole is someone who smirks as you throw the garbage bags, full of clothes, under the desk because you can't leave for the entire weekend. An Asshole is someone who fights with you about the blanket you bought to sew together and stuff, which was two days before, because you haven't started on it yet and they are STILL trying to take out their anger on you. An Asshole is someone who continues yelling at you as you are walking out the door for class. An Asshole is someone who pisses you off so much that you end up doing 90mph in a 50mph zone, when you normally do 55-60. An Asshole is someone who causes you to write a definition on the word "asshole" based on them. This addition the the previous definition was discovered this morning and there might be more addtions to this one, so keep looking.
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