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You're not going to get that reference, since you never watched a little spoofy gem called "Mobile Suit Gundam Abridged".
Shit is hilarious.
Where was I?
Oh-
right.
Goin to the deezart for a week to hang out with my brother, his wife, my folks, and my cousin who lives about 20 minutes from the strip.
I'm in fair, but not great, spirits and health.
My brother is WAY into Legend of Mana right now, so I'm probably going to dupe a save for him to trade with, and grab a spare controller so we can play while we're there.
This will be my umpteenth trip out there.
I've had HOT (like way hotter than usual) hoochies grinding on my crotch for money
I've got shithammered and played blackjack beyond my means
I've seen plenty of neocircus and compilation performances.
I've been to the guaranteed food poisoning open for 40 years buffets.
I've seen a very convincing Prince tribute band when just stopping for a burger, nearly dead with fatigue and hunger.
I have walked to the grand mirage of nowhere on the strip.
I have had the experience.
So what is my broke ass looking forward to, in THE destination?
I dunno, I've spent $20 on myself the last six months so gambling is out, ten of which was for space invaders- we'll get to that in a minute.
I'm gonna have a six egg omellete with a pound of breakfast meats in it, homemade chips, and a brick sized block of delicious muffin. For $5.00.
Then I'm probably getting ramen.
Sadly, one of the places we go to every trip, this chic and delicious french joint closed down this july.
My cousin insists that we eat indian, and I said "not without being in arm's reach of a toilet for the rest of the day, and not without my will signed by a lawyer and a witness".
My loyal readers would know that I love Indian food
... not so much Indian restaurants.
I'm mostly just looking forward to seeing my brother, playing some card games, playing some vidya games, and getting out of this state for a bit.
Too bad I can't bring my dog with me.
I feel a lot better with her around.
Too bad I can't just teleport there.
I hate airport security, and airplanes.
And people.
And people touching me.
And people looking at my junk without paying me.
Right- so
Space Invaders Infinity Gene.
... I dunno maybe I can sum this up with a gameplay video.
Shit is bonkers and fun.
And infinite-
if you transfer a song to your game system, you can have SIE randomize a level to that song while playing it in the background.
Pretty damn sweet for $10.00
It comes with over 130 levels as it is, and every ship has a unique play experience I think there's 10?
Some are fahking useless and clunky as hell to use, others are high speed screen-wiping death machines, and that's still not enough to save you.
