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So this is my response to THIS PIC by my homeslice DAWDJ...I felt that at least one of these songs needed to actually exist, so...here you have it, in all its terrifying glory!

A long, long time ago
I can still remember
How it felt to have my name dark green
And I knew I could have my fun
That I could get past Level 1
And, maybe, find what FUBAR really means

But no salute, it held me back
Uploaded, then got back on track
Getting approved, it sucked chode
And what the fuck's a "God Mode?"

I can't remember how I found
Myself in FUBAR's Support Lounge
But someone said, "Some features are down,"
The day Fu's servers died
So

CHORUS:
I hate when I'm trying to rate
I'm a-singin' while I'm Blingin'
Then I look at the date
I'd send you a Pimpout
But it's probably too late
Guess the servers have decided my fate
FUBAR's servers have decided my fate

Did you write the Bible of Fu?
And do you need me to Shitface you?
I know how much you need your drinks
I do believe I'll create a lounge
With all the spare time I can scrounge
And can you teach me how to code it, do you think?

Well I know damn well that you're online
Cause you fill my Bartab up all the time
And I couldn't believe my eyes
The first time I was Altruized

I was a lonely white-text nobody
Til I picked up a Bling pack and a VIP
And it was great to be in my Family
Until the servers died
I started thinkin'

CHORUS:
I hate when I'm trying to rate
I'm a-singin' while I'm Blingin'
Then I look at the date
I'd send you a Pimpout
But it's probably too late
Guess the servers have decided my fate
FUBAR's servers have decided my fate

Now for several months I've been on my own
And my, my Friends list sure has grown
But that next Level's eluding me
I've wasted my time on cam smoking joints
But I need to raise one million points
Can I do it? That remains for us to see...

Oh, and while I SBed with your mom
A stranger left me a Cherry Bomb
I rated their page in thanks
To give their Boomer spanks

Some newbie talking awful rude
Was scrolling past stark in the nude
But his pics could not be flagged as "lewd"
Because the servers died
We started singing

CHORUS:
I hate when I'm trying to rate
I'm a-singin' while I'm Blingin'
Then I look at the date
I'd send you a Pimpout
But it's probably too late
Guess the servers have decided my fate
FUBAR's servers have decided my fate

Do you think I'm a mega-jerk
Cause I rated your Not-Safe-for-Work
And didn't rate your page at all?
But if I Mega-Polisher you
You could shine a Fu-Pony or two
And just maybe...you could really have a ball

Now I got the plugin for the tunes
And all the Smotri logins too
I was DJing in SAM
Til the broadcast ate my cam!

Uh-oh...Level 25
Angel? Demon? Pick a side
But I was ready to Fuicide
The day the servers died
It had me sayin'

CHORUS:
I hate when I'm trying to rate
I'm a-singin' while I'm Blingin'
Then I look at the date
I'd send you a Pimpout
But it's probably too late
Guess the servers have decided my fate
FUBAR's servers have decided my fate

Oh, and there we were all in one place
Pimping out at an hourly pace
To see how many Likes we'd get
So come on, get on your mouse and do it quick
Rate some of my fucking pics
Until our Abilities reset

Oh, and as I climbed to Forgotten Fu
I entered a Fu-Lotto or two
But losing really sucked
Cause I'd wasted all of my FuBucks

And as I watched my clock hit 3
My face lit up with a smile of glee
Until nothing reset for me
Because Fu's servers died
And I was singing

CHORUS:
I hate when I'm trying to rate
I'm a-singin' while I'm Blingin'
Then I look at the date
I'd send you a Pimpout
But it's probably too late
Guess the servers have decided my fate
FUBAR's servers have decided my fate

I met a redhead in my SB
And she invited me to PDP
I just smiled and clicked her link
I went scrolling down the page
Buying drinks for Zod and Rage
And saying things that made Echo blush and blink

And in the lounge the trolls were screamin'
Mama danced while "Jerk" was streamin'
But not a word was spoken
The text refresh was broken

And three staff I admire a lot
Bothered BabyJesus with all they've got
Til they could finally Pimp Hand LilBot
The day...Fu's servers...died
The lounge was singing

CHORUS:
I hate when I'm trying to rate
I'm a-singin' while I'm Blingin'
Then I look at the date
I'd send you a Pimpout
But it's probably too late
Guess the servers have decided my fate
FUBAR's servers have decided my fate

They were singing

CHORUS:
I hate when I'm trying to rate
I'm a-singin' while I'm Blingin'
Then I look at the date
I'd send you a Pimpout
But it's probably too late
Guess the servers have decided my fate
FUBAR's servers have decided my fate

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