The Dark Side, I visit there when I am down, it's not your average tourist town
The bell hops, they'll save a table for you, one with with a cold and dark view
It's very hot there and the service sucks but, sometimes the screaming is hard to bare
This is where I take all the darkness and set it free, they also serve my favorite tea
It is not a pleasant place and the only tourist, are others like me, dark and twisted
You won't find skiing, or any of that, you'll see pain though, people not looking back
I visit the darkside for cleansing, I leave my rage there for a fee, I sit and I drink my tea
No you won't find any cute t-shirts to bring your friends, only darkness at the end
The Dark Side, I visit often, I leave what I don't want others to see
Oh, did I mention, they serve my favorite tea
